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[alaskans]

[ wait what ]

what is it this time schmidt

[dynamist]

The fact that I have to tell you is precisely my point.

[alaskans]

well maybe if you, i dont know, told me
i'd be able to stop with the always being like this

[dynamist]

Or maybe you should learn about little thing we like to call friendship, Raleigh.

[alaskans]

is this about the dog park again
because i apologized about the dog park, man

[alaskans]

twice

[dynamist]

No, this is not about the dog park, you heathen. Though, the smell still hasn't come out of my cashmere jogging socks.

[alaskans]

i'm not about to play fill in the blank

[dynamist]

Does it sound like I'm asking you to?

[alaskans]

it's not like i can start to apologize for something
when i don't know what i've done wrong

or if i've done anything wrong in the first place

[alaskans]

cmon multiple choice

at least

[dynamist]

A) Did I forget to pick up a very important wool cardigan from the drycleaner's for my very good friend Schmidt?

B) Did I forget to pick up a very important wool cardigan from the drycleaner's for my very good friend Schmidt?

C) Did I forget to pick up a very important wool cardigan from the drycleaner's for my very good friend Schmidt?

[alaskans]

give me a fucki
how important can a godda
im sorry about the sweater man okay

[dynamist]

See, that's all you had to say in the first place.

[alaskans]

i'll bring it to meeting tomorrow