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SENT: 2:28 AMAnyone know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 2 in the morning?
SENT: 2:33 AMGot distracted.
SENT: 12:01 AMHow exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
SENT: 12:05 AMShould I ask?
SENT: 12:09 AMsubtle perfume. the expensive kind.
SENT: 12:02 AMHow blind?
SENT: 12:04 AMlike you have to try
SENT: 9:53 PMHe is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
SENT: 10:00 PMI'm sorry for my family. Shame on my cows.
SENT: 10:34 PMAs a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
SENT: 10:41 PMThen you must not do a lot of calling.
SENT: 12:00 AMThey healed then?
SENT: 10:36 PMwhy
SENT: 03:39AMremind me never to give our friends an open invitation to crash here.
SENT: 03:48 AMFour in the morning.
SENT: 02:26 AMi plead the fifth
SENT: 02:32 AMCoverage by the fifth expires after 1 AM.
SENT: 10:22 PMthe safehouse in san diego was compromised.they took alison and tendo.
SENT: 10:26 PMHow long?
SENT: 10:04 PMI'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
SENT: 10:08 PMIs that a thing that happens?
SENT: 03:19 AMyou make anal sex sound like a sport event
SENT: 03:21 AMI'm just repeating what he said!
SENT: 12:48 AMthat sounds beautifulall i have to offer is my winning personality, mechanics, and i hear im pretty good at sucking dick
SENT: 12:53 AMI wouldn't put it past him to take you up on that offer.Though he might knock your front teeth out just in case.
SENT: 02:11 AMhes a psych majorinstead of becoming a stripper just work your daddy issues out with himand his cockand spankings
SENT: 02:15 AMThis close to banning your number.
SENT: 09:34 PMyou slapped the goldfish out of my hand and yelled bitch this aint an aquarium thats how bad
SENT: 3:15 AMI never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
SENT: 3:20 AMWrong number.
SENT: 7:00 AMNorth field. Now. Or I'll wake every single local and you'll have bigger problems than just me.
SENT: 7:01 AMYou don't get to order me around.
SENT: 7:03 AMWe need to talk.
SENT: 7:05 AMPromising.SENT: 7:07 AMThis a conversation we should be having digital?
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#ROMANCE
#FUNCTIONING HUMAN BEINGS
JFC DANZY YOUR OTHER TAG aksjd
IT'S THE FIRST INSTINCTIVE REPLY HE HAS OK
HE IS MY FAVORITE THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS SO FUCKED UP
AND YET HE'LL NEVER TRADE IT FOR ANYTHING ELSE jfc
HE IS PERFECTLY FORMED IN HIS FUCKEDUPEDNESS
;A;!!!
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RALEIGH PLS
BUT YOU'RE HIS GIRL :C
SCREAM YOU WENT WITH BABY D:
FOR MAXIMUM SATISFACTION if you can call it that
i like daddy raleigh ;o;
he enjoys being a dad too, mako, it's a secret
LMAO the worst kept secret in the entire verse
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DADDY PLS
yes can i help u
I HAD A DOZEN JOKES I COULD TELL BUT THEY WERE REALLY OFF COLOR
GEE THAT'S ODD
YOU HAVE THAT EFFECT ON ME
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LMAO HERC aklsdf also give me daddy wolf i want to put leetul wolf teeth in him :E
okay b ut i'm no good at prompts :<
i'll find one!!!!
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( c h o o s e v e r s e )
( WEE RALEIGH )
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( pt 2 )
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( shatterdome shenanigans. )
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( cyberpunk post-apoc )
TRALLALLALALALA IDK WHAT I AM DOING
I SHOULD SHARE WHAT WE HAVE SOMETIME
PLEASE DO right now i am just RANDOMLY STABBING AT THINGS
iluforever *^*
ain't no thang honey
I'LL SWITCH OVER LATER
kidoki!
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klshfalkwejfasd CRIES INTO HANDS
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wolf things
GET OUT
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hey yo
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where did the notif for this go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
narnia
wow rude
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jaeger academy shenanigans!!
everything is wrong
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the only person mako mori will actually say this word to
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is this the one where everyone's an academy student
sure is!!!
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( at the kwoon AU )
( COUNTERS YOUR AU with EVERYBODY IN THE ACADEMY AU )
YELLING!!!
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MOAR BB AUS
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( h e r c )
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wrong journal cause i'm lazy
nbd nbd
EVERY TIME WE DO BABIES I AM PLEASED
it's like roulette WHO THE BABY DADDY THIS TIME
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