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SENT: 3:20 AMWrong number.
SENT: 3:22 AMMAKO I'M SO SORRY.For the record I'm not doing anything illegal.
SENT: 3:25 AMCertainly sounds illegal.
SENT: 3:15 AMKind of illegal.Okay very illegal, if we get arrested please tell your dad we're very sorry.
SENT: 3:27 AMNuh huh.You break it, you buy it.That's how the saying goes, right?
SENT: 3:28 AMI'm not buying a house! What would I do with one?
SENT: 3:31 AMIDK live in it?You're definitely in the middle of something.
SENT: 3:33 AMWe broke into Newt's flat.He's more hardcore than we thought. There are shrunken heads in here, man.
SENT: 3:36 AMAnd fake plastic cocks you knows.
SENT: 3:40 AMWe checked the wrong drawer, okay.Also, dragon cocks.
SENT: 3:44 AMTMI TMI TMI
SENT: 3:45 AMMisery needs company!!!
SENT: 3:51 AMGet out of there NOW and you'll have all the company you want!
SENT: 3:59 AMrunning dwn rd newt in prusit can i cry on yr lap laetr
SENT: 4:00 AM Don't come here!He'll know!
SENT: 4:02 AMI'LL DITCH HIM I SWEAR
SENT: 4:05 AMDoomed, Raleigh!DOOMED!
SENT: 4:10 AMhe's like half my leg length why is he just a few meters behind mei'm never betting against nerds again
SENT: 4:15 AMMAKO HELP
SENT: 4:15 AMME
SENT: 4:18 AMAim for engineering!Bay 43 is empty!
SENT: 4:19 AMHow'd you know that????
SENT: 4:25 AMYou know, stuff!
SENT: 4:27 AMIt's Chuck isn't it :(!!!
SENT: 4:32 AMDon't be like that!
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[ Too late, he's asking. ]
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[ He almost texts with he can afford to take you to nice places buuut that sounds too weird. ]
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