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SENT: 3:15 AMI never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
SENT: 3:20 AMWrong number.
SENT: 3:22 AMMAKO I'M SO SORRY.For the record I'm not doing anything illegal.
SENT: 3:25 AMCertainly sounds illegal.
SENT: 3:15 AMKind of illegal.Okay very illegal, if we get arrested please tell your dad we're very sorry.
SENT: 3:27 AMNuh huh.You break it, you buy it.That's how the saying goes, right?
SENT: 3:28 AMI'm not buying a house! What would I do with one?
SENT: 3:31 AMIDK live in it?You're definitely in the middle of something.
SENT: 3:33 AMWe broke into Newt's flat.He's more hardcore than we thought. There are shrunken heads in here, man.
SENT: 3:36 AMAnd fake plastic cocks you knows.
SENT: 3:40 AMWe checked the wrong drawer, okay.Also, dragon cocks.
SENT: 3:44 AMTMI TMI TMI
SENT: 3:45 AMMisery needs company!!!
SENT: 03:18 AMwhat?????
SENT: 3:20 AMNewt's flat is the shit but I think he wants to kill me now.
SENT: 03:24 AMdoes he have lightsabres??
SENT: 3:15 AMAnd every Star Wars show ever.
SENT: 03:18 AMbring back a trophySENT: 03:20 AMor five
SENT: 03:20 AMor five
SENT: 3:21 AMI'm not adding theft to my b&n!Do you want a shrunken head?
SENT: 03:25 AMthought you werent adding to itSENT: 03:26 AMfuck yeah
SENT: 03:26 AMfuck yeah
SENT: 2:27 AMIt's not theft if it's already stolen. Also, pretty sure it's illegal to keep shrunken heads in the state of Alaska.
SENT: 02:29 AMhow many are you taking?
SENT: 2:30 AMFive, why?
SENT: 02:34 AMwhat are you gonna do with the rest?
SENT: 2:35 AMMe, Yance, Mako, Tendo, you.
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( COUNTERS YOUR AU with EVERYBODY IN THE ACADEMY AU )
YELLING!!!
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MOAR BB AUS
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[ Why are you even asking this stupid question, Chuck. ]
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